The Clucking Count Down (12 days of Christmas mama version)

On the first day of Christmas my baby gave to me – 1 silly face.

On the second day of Christmas my baby gave to me –  2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the third day of Christmas my baby gave to me – 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and a silly face.

On the fourth day of Christmas my baby gave to me – 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the fifth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the sixth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the seventh day of Christmas my baby gave to me 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the eighth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 8 temper tantrums, 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the ninth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 9 bottles drank, 8 temper tantrums, 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the tenth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 10 fingers in my face, 9 bottles drank, 8 temper tantrums, 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my baby gave to me 11 nose grabs, 10 fingers in my face, 9 bottles drank, 8 temper tantrums, 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my baby gave to me 12 puked on blankets, 11 nose grabs, 10 fingers in my face, 9 bottles drank, 8 temper tantrums, 7 slobbery kisses, 6 bath time farts, 5 belly giggles, 4 night time feedings, 3 short naps, 2 stinky diapers and 1 silly face.

And with that this mama says; “Merry Christmas to all and to all a clucking good night”.

Cheers.